Passing Over

...On the wyrd tangle of events this April

DALL_E imagining the event descriped below

April begins with Mercury going retrograde. Soon after, we have the Solar Eclipse on the 8th, the Jupiter/Uranus conjunction on the 20th/21st, and then Passover.  There is lots being said about what these events will bring, yet, there is a strange connection between the X of the eclipse paths in Texas with Elon, CERN, and yes, the red heifer not many people are talking about.

For years, Texan ranchers have been helping Zionists speed along the coming of the red heifer with their breeding programs, and last fall a few promising candidates emerged, which according to those familiar with the matter, could usher in a true passing over (see: Racing Toward Armageddon).  For years, Elon has been trying to get us to Mars; recently, with the launch of another Starship, a volcano-like explosion was said to tamper with how all the clocks were functioning in the area.  And for years, over at CERN they have been searching for the secrets of the universe by smashing atoms together in a tube at light-speed; they have announced that in the totality of the upcoming eclipse—with Mercury being retrograde and Chiron looking closely on—that they are going to fire up Hadron Collider and go searching for "invisible matter."  What they are not telling you, is all three are connected!

I have been told my many sources—all are who very familiar with the matter—that with this Aries Eclipse, they are attempting to artificially create the second coming.  From the perspective of the Jews, they get to build the 3rd temple; for the Christians, their savior returns to usher in a thousand years of peace and then rules from the Mount; and for Muslims, as far as I understand it, Christ will fight alongside the Mahdi—the redeemer of Islam—and purify the world of evil. And when it comes to Elon and CERN, well, this is their big chance to ask Christ their most pressing scientific questions. What a quagmire! Yet, it does seem to make sense somehow.

Now, I understand this may seem scary.  But any scarier than business as usual?  It seems most people I talk to are beyond eager for a change.  Everyone seems to feel the "big one" is coming.  Well, what I am sharing with you today is that the most powerful scientific and religious institutions have teamed up to make this happen faster than anyone could have imagined.  Also, when President Biden was recently asked about the eclipse and these plans, his ice cream cone fell onto his pants, and a slurry of curse words came soon after.  He doesn't seem to have an answer and nobody seems surprised.

In summation, since the red cows have been born without a blemish and the sacrificial site has been built, they are ready to go in Israel, but because of the lack of scientific evidence for this ancient ritual actually working, CERN and SpaceX have teemed up to artificially intervene, create a portal, and then force Christ to return prematurely (or maybe not? Who is to say?).  It's a crazy idea, I know.  But with the eclipse cross right over south Texas (breeding programs, SpaceX, X, and illegal immigration) it does seem to mark the spot.  Whether they will put it off or not can be debated.  I wish we could place bets online for it all.

This is yet another reason why atheism is so boring.  Being a non-prophet organization and all.  Always choose a world view with a good prophet—or profit— in mind.  And be safe out there. Let's hope we don't have to succumb to wiping lamb's blood on our doors because another plague has come.  This time, it won't be for the Egyptians, it will be the geriatric plutocracy trying to have their cake and eat it too.

Facts:

eclipse season: roughly March 16th-April 23rd

it is April 1st today!

Eudaimonia,

Adam

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