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Apr 1Liked by Adam Sommer

Ha! It boggles the mind how much fodder we have to illuminate our foolishness. Not too much of a stretch! Iā€™m going to ponder it all over an ice cream cone and try not to drop it on my pants :)))) I appreciate you.

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Excellent. This must have been fun to write. I'm exceedingly glad my patreon membership renews on 4.1 each year. Thank you for the breadth of mind-bending content...and the puns.

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This https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/skywatching/nasa-to-launch-sounding-rockets-into-moons-shadow-during-solar-eclipse/

....I"m sure it's all perfectly reasonable that NASA are going to launch missiles into the shadow of the eclipse...

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Apr 6Liked by Adam Sommer

You always get a laugh from me on these

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Apr 1Liked by Adam Sommer

Ha Ha Adam! A fun fact to add to your April Fools shenanigans is that center line of the eclipse goes right through the region known as Little Egypt in Southern Illinois. Its also the region where the eclipse will cross X the path of the 2017 Eclipse which occurs in the village of Makanda, IL.

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Apr 1Liked by Adam Sommer

Sheesh, reality practically wrote this one for you this year! Just needed you to add a punchline šŸ˜…

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It wouldnā€™t surprise me if these male and pale megalomaniacs were trying to force a second coming. It fits their M.O. šŸ™„

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I woke up and was like ā€œWhere is Adamā€™s annual April 1st bonanza?!ā€ This one was šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

Non-prophet organization. I die.

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My profits are down but my pants are up, up over my eyes as I hide away from all the prophetic hallucinations disguised as hot takes on mics on Macs make even the realm of my dreams turn into scenes out of bad ā€˜80s action movies andā€¦ for all of thatā€¦I got no one but myself to blame!

Did that make sense? Well, darn, looks like I joined the party of loons after all!

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Well played Adam! Happy April Fool's. šŸ˜Š

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And the encapsulating image!

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