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Megan Ward's avatar

Ha! It boggles the mind how much fodder we have to illuminate our foolishness. Not too much of a stretch! I’m going to ponder it all over an ice cream cone and try not to drop it on my pants :)))) I appreciate you.

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Adam Sommer's avatar

ya, don't pull a Biden!

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Isshaela Dawn's avatar

Excellent. This must have been fun to write. I'm exceedingly glad my patreon membership renews on 4.1 each year. Thank you for the breadth of mind-bending content...and the puns.

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Adam Sommer's avatar

had to include that pun!

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Karen Hunter's avatar

This https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/skywatching/nasa-to-launch-sounding-rockets-into-moons-shadow-during-solar-eclipse/

....I"m sure it's all perfectly reasonable that NASA are going to launch missiles into the shadow of the eclipse...

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Adam Sommer's avatar

they did it back in October and nobody made a fuss. I do wonder what they found though in their measurements. Read today that it was a glass dome around the moon. Mmmmm....

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Marney's avatar

You always get a laugh from me on these

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Adam Sommer's avatar

oh good! =)

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Melinda Klotz's avatar

Ha Ha Adam! A fun fact to add to your April Fools shenanigans is that center line of the eclipse goes right through the region known as Little Egypt in Southern Illinois. Its also the region where the eclipse will cross X the path of the 2017 Eclipse which occurs in the village of Makanda, IL.

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Adam Sommer's avatar

should have included that in there, made it more biblical

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Melinda Klotz's avatar

Lol. It is in the bible belt

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Melissa Barringer's avatar

Sheesh, reality practically wrote this one for you this year! Just needed you to add a punchline 😅

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Adam Sommer's avatar

pretty darn close. Everyone over on facebook is fully on board

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Ixchel Lunar's avatar

It wouldn’t surprise me if these male and pale megalomaniacs were trying to force a second coming. It fits their M.O. 🙄

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Adam Sommer's avatar

that it indeed happening, just maybe not in this way

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Heather Louise Porter's avatar

I woke up and was like “Where is Adam’s annual April 1st bonanza?!” This one was 😂😂😂

Non-prophet organization. I die.

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Adam Sommer's avatar

haha, that's a fun pun

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Bryan Winchell's avatar

My profits are down but my pants are up, up over my eyes as I hide away from all the prophetic hallucinations disguised as hot takes on mics on Macs make even the realm of my dreams turn into scenes out of bad ‘80s action movies and… for all of that…I got no one but myself to blame!

Did that make sense? Well, darn, looks like I joined the party of loons after all!

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Adam Sommer's avatar

profits down pants are up! That's a great phrase!

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Camille Sheppard's avatar

Well played Adam! Happy April Fool's. 😊

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Isshaela Dawn's avatar

And the encapsulating image!

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Adam Sommer's avatar

had someone complain about it actually. Sick of me not using real art

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Bryan Winchell's avatar

Did that person offer to make the “real” art for ya?

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Adam Sommer's avatar

nah. Just a old de-accelerationist type.

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